Friday, October 26, 2012

Stocking Face #5

Top 10 Signs you're too old for trick or treating!
10. You ask to use the washroom every two houses.

9. You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.
8. You get winded from knocking on the door.
7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
6. You ask for high fiber candy only.
5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
4. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
3. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
2. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
1. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.


Barbara said...

Oops, posted my comment on the last face. Oh well, it goes for them all!

Beadwright said...

Ooohhh thank goodness I don't fit into any of those catagories. Almost though. I love Halloween!!
Oh great stocking face too.